Monday, May 23, 2011
A Quick Detour
(a) the employee lounge at the IKEA store
(b) a poorly re-modeled Days Inn
(c) the hospital
The correct answer is (c). I spiked a fever up over 101 degrees yestereday, so I was admitted to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. These will be my new digs until I engraft. The good news is that I'm already feeling better and my temperature was back to normal this morning. I hope I engraft soon because it's not easy to sleep in the hospital when people have to come in and out of your room around the clock.
It also seems like I might be starting to lose my hair, which means another...POP QUIZ!!! What part of the body is the first to lose hair:
(a) the head
(b) the weird hairs on your toes
(c) someplace geographically in the middle of (a) and (b) but that I'm not going to mention by name because my Mom reads this blog
Again, the correct answer is (c). Another piece of knowledge that you can drop at your Memorial Day BBQ parties. You're welcome.
Posted by Jason Beaird at 9:49 AM